Funny Obama Song
OBAMA SONG " OBAMA BAMA BAMA " DANCE MIX
Obama on the Run
Archive for 2008
Miss Tiffany Thailand 2008
At The Top of Satisfaction
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Big and Colorful Family
Grass Eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
Work Like Prostitute
Do you feel any from the list?
- You work weird (night) shifts... Just like a prostitute.
- They pay you to make the client happy...Just like a prostitute.
- Client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...Just like a prostitute.
- You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute.
- Friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people insame profession as you...Just like a prostitute.
- When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute.
- But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...Just like a prostitute.
- Client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute.
- When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute.
- Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." Just like a prostitute....
I felt the list 5 out of 10... :(
The Doctor's Advise
A young man went to the doctor and said that he wanted to get married but he was worried about the small size of his member.
The doctor advise him to go and stay on a farm. Dip his member in a milk several times a day and get sucked by goats.
Some month later when they meet in the street, the doctor ask the fellow -
" How is your marriages...???
"Eh, doctor I didn't get married, I bought the goat instead..."
Tuzki Video Series 3 - 兔斯基工作记 (Tuzki - Master of the Mobile Office)
This one also an ad for Motorola.
If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.
LaTeRaL tHiNkInG
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . . man
Q1. ---------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
Q2. ------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?
Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
Q4. r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.
Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought! !
knee
Q7. ------------
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
Q9. he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
Q10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close! !
Q11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance ..................
Q12. THINK
Ans. = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
Ans. = long time no 'C' ..............................
Meet Rabbit Tuzki - updated
1.<HUNGRY>
2.<MILK>
3.<ALONE>
5.<PARTNER>
This funny character is rabbit tuzki originally created by momo. I like it, so funny ;)
Tuzki (Chinese: 兔斯基; pinyin: Tùsījī) is a popular illustrated rabbit, created by Wang Momo of the Beijing Broadcasting Institute. Featured in a variety of emoticons, her character has become popular with QQ and MSN users and also an internet idol. Tuzki also appeared on Motorola ads to promote their smart phone.
Tuzki Video Series 1 - Tuzki Explorer
I think this one is an ad from Motorola.
If you don't know who Tuzki is, here's a recap on my previous post, Meet Rabbit Tuzki.